So Peter and Wade just realized that the first time Wade met each of the Avengers as Peter’s boyfriend he was in some stage of almost naked and in a few cases completely naked..
And when Deadpool sees Loki he goes, “oh my God, mom?!”
“Top Secret Boyfriend”
Peter : “Dad, Pop, have you seen my wallet”
Steve : “You will find it later, hurry up Peter, your breakfast and coffee’s getting cold”
Peter : “yeah maybe i will find it later, morning Dad, Pop”
Tony : “may we talk to you for a minute”
Peter : “yes i’m here, what is it?”
Steve : “just eat your breakfast first son”
Peter : “oh God i’m starving, num num num, you really didn’t see my wallet, i just remember the last time i put on my jeans, and Pop took for laundry”
Tony : “is there something very important in your wallet?”
Peter : “hmmm, not really, just forget it, maybe still in my room”
Steve : “remember we wanna talk with you for a minute”
Peter : “yeah sure, num num num”
Steve : “now we wanna talk to you… about your wallet”
Peter : “…” peter stop chew his breakfast. i have a bad feeling about this, he said in his mind.
Tony : “can you introduce the person in your wallet” Tony said while his finger pointed to the picture inside Peter’s wallet
Peter : “glek” and Peter Choke the Breakfast… because his starving, from the first Peter didn’t realize there are his wallet and his parent secret files in front of his breakfast. The both of it have the same picture, and that is… his boyfriend. Now he isn’t ready to telling them. oh God what should i do now, damn. he said in his mind.