Angelus: Ooh, she really has put on spunk, hasn’t she, Wes. Not the same, shy, bitch cow we pulled out of Pylea.
Fred: There’s only one bitch here, and I’m looking at him.
Angelus: Oh, come on, we all know it’s for the best. Now you can go for the real prize. Mmm! Man, I’m telling ya… Man, if I swung that way… Look at him… All rugged and handsome… And brains! Man, he’s damn-near perfect.
Wes: Thank you.
Angelus: Except the part about banging Lilah for the past six months. That kinda takes the shine off him.
Don’t lie, Angelus, we all know that you “swing that way.”
(via jamesvega)
